In this Episode of theShugrHeds…
…we had a bit of fun in the editing suite using footage from the recent inauguration and also the walking dead – Enjoy!
Trump and Burps for the next generation. Unless you have been living under a rock for the last year, you can’t have failed to realise that Donald has been campaigning for and has won the US presidency. Congratulations! It’s not been without it’s scandals and outrageous moments. Thank goodness it’s over tbh!
What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at?
Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school
and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” says Mr Trump, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” explains the exalted businessman. “That’s what we would call a great loss.” The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr Trump searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: “If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.” “Fantastic!” exclaims Mr Trump, “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it sure wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
Say what you like about Donald Trump..
But he’s did a lot more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.
Donald Trump is flying over New York City.
He looks out of the window and says to his family, “You know what, I’m gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!”. His son looks at him and says, “Dad, why don’t you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy.”. Donald says, “Son, that’s a great idea!”
His wife turns to him and says, “Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!”. Donald looks at her and says, “Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I’ve heard!”
The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, “As long as you’re at it, why don’t you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?”